She’s Come UnDone

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I’m back and I know why!

This is why!

This and the fact that

 Sean Young

heckled a director

the other evening

and he told

her to have

 another cocktail.

And now she’s checked into rehab!

As far as I’m concerned,

if

Ann Coulter

can’t stand John McCain,

that’s a pretty damn good endorsement !

Plus Chuck Norris thinks he’s too old.

I don’t mean Chuck Norris thinks he’s

(Chuck Norris)

 too old,

he

(Chuck Norris)

thinks John McCain

is too old.

They’re all too old!!

 

Jesus Christ.

(To which I say: When did it become the Republican Party’s top priority to “get things done?”~Michelle Malkin)

 

Hell if I know.

But I’m glad you asked it and not me.

It’s just that kind of question asked at your local

Congressman’s office

 that will get you marched  

out of there in a hurry.

Oh crap.

I made a whole video but it won’t upload.

Forget it.

I’ll sing it.

Wait.

Mayor Uncle Daddy is on tv.

He’s like Dr. Phil.

I love it.

This city is going on a diet!

Well is Norman on a diet?

Well how come?

Oh my God.

She’s come undone

She didn’t know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
It was too late

She’s come undone
She found a mountain that was far too high
And when she found out she couldn’t fly
It was too late

It’s too late
She’s gone too far
She’s lost the sun
She’s come undone
She wanted truth but all she got was lies
Came the time to realize
And it was too late

She’s come undone
She didn’t know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
Mama, it was too late

It’s too late
She’s gone too far
She’s lost the sun
She’s come undone

Too many mountains, and not enough stairs to climb
Too many churches and not enough truth
Too many people and not enough eyes to see
Too many lives to lead and not enough time
 

It’s too late
She’s gone too far
She’s lost the sun
She’s come undone
(Doe-doe-doe-doe-doe doe un doe-doe-doe un doe-doe-doe)
(Doe doe-doe-doe-doe un doe-doe-doe doe-doe-doe)
(Doe doe-doe-doe doe doe-doe-doe doe doe)

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It’s too late
She’s gone too far
She’s lost the sun
She’s come undone
She didn’t know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
It was too late

She’s come undone
She found a mountain that was far too high
And when she found out she couldn’t fly
Mama, it was too late

It’s too late
She’s gone too far
She’s lost the sun
She’s come undone
(No no-no-no-no-no no)
(Doe doe doe-doe)

I guess my video is working now!!!

Looks like

the Chinese

are a little upset about their

snow.

As far as I’m concerned,

we need to send some

National Guardsmen over

there to help em.

Damn it!!

All they need to do is call and ask.

We’ll send George over and

he will do for you what he did

for Katrina people.

Wait a minute.

Well,

we’ll send him and

he can hold somebody’s hand,

do a little sword dance

or whatever they do over

there in Ho Chi Minh city,

and we’ll git er done.

Don’t worry so much.

You’re important!!

Why?

Because you’re not a newly or not

so newly poor American that’s why!

We’ll get to ya!

We know who comes first and it sure

as hell ain’t us!!

Us poor folk have learned a valuable lesson!

We were never on the totem pole

but the Chinese are!

So you can count on us!

You are

Im

Por

Tan

Te

and we’ll be helpin you soon!

SHE”S COME UNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!

 

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